April 2011
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My success rate is based on the statistical probability that 3 out of 5 dates go on a second date. Yesterday I was asked how many “Facebook Official” relationships I have created. Oh, the times we live in!
Apr 30th
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“I just made my girlfriend a Princess. I’m soooooo getting the good sex...”
– What I think Prince William is thinking.
Apr 29th
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“Never date a 25 year old. Wait till he’s 26.”
– Today’s #DateTip
Apr 28th
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Heck Yes! I AM Excited for the Royal Wedding.
A friend of mine recently went on a rant of Tweets, asking why anyone would be interested in the royal wedding. As this event is expected to be the most watched broadcast in the last decade, I personally can value its appeal. Mind you that I’m a matchmaker, where love is my profession, and that I’m a woman heavily influenced by Disney movies and Nicholas Sparkes, and thus I proudly...
Apr 27th
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