• 8th May
    2011
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    2011
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    2011
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Per yesterday’s post…

…I totally pictured what the sex was like between the First Family last night.

I imagined someone chanted, “USA! USA! USA!” My money is on Barrack. (And the chorus of American citizens outside the White House…)

I bet Michelle even allowed back door access.

After all said and done, the President smoked a Marlboro.

Michelle sighed, “God Bless America.”