• 8th February
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Shit NY Single Women Say

The meme that knows no end, Shit Girls Say has given us excellent parodies the last couple weeks like this, this, and especially this

Since I don’t have a camera handy (and I’m particularly lazy), IF I were to create a “Shit NY Single Women Say,” these are the phrases I’d make sure to feature. I hear them regularly. 

  • I’m not ready to get into a serious relationship just yet. I’m 37. 
  • You can’t meet anyone good at a bar. 
  • Let’s go meet hot guys at the bar.
  • All the good ones are gay, married, or Republican. 
  • I don’t do online dating. 
  • I don’t date above 14th street. (Said by girl who lives in Bensonhurst.)
  • "What do you do?" "I’m a matchmaker." "I don’t need a matchmaker." "I didn’t ask." 
  • "What does he do?" "He’s a teacher." "Ugh! He cannot afford me." 
  •  I never read Craigslist’s Missed Connections until this one time…
  • Does he have a house in the Hamptons?
  • He must make over $200K. No exceptions. 
  • Who says I can’t have kids at 48? 
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