• 19th May
    2011
  • 19

Planning to die this weekend?

Is the rapture getting in the way of renting out your awesome, rent controlled, preferably doorman apartment in Manhattan below 96th street?

Look no further! Let me take over that lease.

I make an awesome tenant.

Sidenote: My entire building is being evicted. Not sure how legal that is (probably not) but none the less, moving out may be a preferred option than hiring a lawyer and going to court. That being said- heads up! Maria is looking for a new place of residency.

Have leads? Send them my way. Looking for an August/September move in. Manhattan only (with preference to UWS and West Village.)