Worst Pick Up Line EVER.
The worst night to be a wingwoman for a client is on Cinco de Mayo.
You’ll hear fabulous pick up lines, courtesy of Jose Cuervo.
I apologize for interrupting. My penis has died. Can I find it in your ass?
It was amusing to watch this person save himself, kick the waters to surface, to gain my respect back for being so obnoxiously inappropriate, especially since we were in a swanky over priced bar, not some Irish pub with television screens broadcasting ESPN.
His friends actually came to his defense. They said, “It’s the best line ever. It always works! It’s so ridiculous, you can’t help but laugh! It’s a great ice breaker.”(This line wasn’t courtesy of Jose Cuervo?! You actually have said this before???)
What?? WHAT??! No.
You’re dismissed.
Dear Walter from Bloomberg, Never ever, ever use this line again.
