From yesterday’s Tweet Beat…
My friend, Anthony, says I should tell him we’re all out of white women. :-P
- 23rd May
2012 - 23
- 24th April
2012 - 24
Next time a woman tells me that she won’t date someone because he’s “too nice”, I will direct them to this video.
- 27th March
2012 - 27
5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women
“It’s like that for most men, most of the time. We’re starving, and all women are various types of food. Only instead of food, it’s sex. And we’re trying to conduct our everyday business around the fact that we’re trying to renew our driver’s license with a talking pair of boobs. So, from about age 13 on, around 90 percent of our energy and discipline is devoted to overcoming this, to behave like civilized human beings and not like stray dogs in a meat market. One where instead of eating the meat, they want to hump it.” (Read more…)
Well… this is completely discouraging to the entire female race. I honestly only hope each man is given the gift of a daughter one day and snap out of it.
- 28th February
2012 - 28
Amazingly awful tattoo leads to amazingly public Facebook breakup.
I live for things like this.
NSFW because you’re going to laugh so hard, your boss will know your messin’ around online instead of inputing random figures into an Excel sheet.
- 23rd February
2012 - 23
Well, I for one, LOVE this meme. So, of course I created one for my profession.
- 14th February
2012 - 14
Okay… Last funny Valentine. Promise. Technically not a Valentine but a great Titanic reference!
- 14th February
2012 - 14
![With a hitachi vibrator on window display, Brookstone wishes you a super orgasmic Valentine’s this year. [Photo taken at Brookstone 86 & Lex.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzejjqrY4H1qijrf9o1_500.png)
With a hitachi vibrator on window display, Brookstone wishes you a super orgasmic Valentine’s this year. [Photo taken at Brookstone 86 & Lex.]
- 14th February
2012 - 14
- 9th February
2012 - 09
Happy Valentine’s Day, from an unintenntionally creepy kid.
