- 25th October
- 10th July
I’m looking for single women from Boston, ages 32-40, who are Greek, fun, witty, and warm, that are looking for a serious relationship that could lead to marriage and babies. That’s right.. BABIES!
Know anyone? Send ‘em my way! I may have a match for them for free! Ohhh snap!
To sign up, go to http://agapematch.com.
- 13th May
Just found out Sofia Vergara is single again. Immediately thought, “How hard would it be to get her into my database?”
Oh, the life of a matchmaker.
- 11th May
- 23rd February
- 14th February
- 20th January
- 6th June
- 8th May
Turns out, a matchmaker set up Bin Ladin with his fifth and last wife. Not a good day for the industry.
If it’s any consolation to the US Government, I promise to notify the FBI if any of their “Most Wanted” sign up for my services.
- 5th May
- Me: So, I'm setting you up this month. Will give you details next week.
- Him: What's her name?
- Me: I'll give you details next week silly.
- Him: I am a little strange but I get a feel off first names.
- Me: Her name is [Name Redacted].
- Him: wow! ok positive feelings already
- Me: HAHAHAHAHA Okay then!