Shit NY Single Women Say
The meme that knows no end, Shit Girls Say has given us excellent parodies the last couple weeks like this, this, and especially this.
Since I don’t have a camera handy (and I’m particularly lazy), IF I were to create a “Shit NY Single Women Say,” these are the phrases I’d make sure to feature. I hear them regularly.
- I’m not ready to get into a serious relationship just yet. I’m 37.
- You can’t meet anyone good at a bar.
- Let’s go meet hot guys at the bar.
- All the good ones are gay, married, or Republican.
- I don’t do online dating.
- I don’t date above 14th street. (Said by girl who lives in Bensonhurst.)
- “What do you do?” “I’m a matchmaker.” “I don’t need a matchmaker.” “I didn’t ask.”
- “What does he do?” “He’s a teacher.” “Ugh! He cannot afford me.”
- I never read Craigslist’s Missed Connections until this one time…
- Does he have a house in the Hamptons?
- He must make over $200K. No exceptions.
- Who says I can’t have kids at 48?
